|We know it looks like this now, but . . .|
|. . . what will it look like once Crap's done?|
He made a vow ... 100 words a day until the day he died - INCLUDING holidays! He's not dead yet. Come and enjoy an hour of Crap Mariner viewing the holidays from every ludicrous view, banging them on his desk, and standing them back up - slightly rumpled and somewhat recognizable.
Presented live in voice.