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We discovered tonight at Shandon's
Nocturne session that the "frequent flyers" at the Seanchai Library are
not only the highly educated and erudite residents that we knew them already to be, but that they possess some high level survival skills that could come in handly during a spookable emergency situation. So we thought we'd share their accumulated wisdom with you. (List in no particular order - pulled from the very active local chat from the session)
#1 - Stay away from the water
#2 - Stay away from the woods (that includes “beware of the moors...”)
#3 - Never split up
#4 - Remember where we parked
#5 - If the door is stuck, leave it stuck
#6 - When it seems that you've killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead. It may not be quite dead. It could pull through.
#7 - Do not search the basement, especially when the power has just gone out.
# 8 - If you wake up and hear strange noises downstairs, DO NOT go check to see what it is!
#9 - Take a real weapon into the dark building.
#10 - If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.
#11 - Look for a hotel. There might be a light in the distance
#12 - If you're a male, get out of there as fast as possible! The only one who ever survives is the female.
#13 - If you here banjos ---- MORPH!!!
#14 - ABSOLUTELY NO sex breaks while being chased by the monster.
#15 - On no account do ANYTHING because someone dares you to.
#16 - Don't forget your flashlight.
#17 - You don't need to out run the monster, you only need to out run you friends.
#17.5 - Someone always trips when a group runs from a monster. Don't let it be You.
#17.75 - Be the tripper, not the tripped.
#18 - Don't look in magic mirrors, you fool!
#19 - Never trust anything in a web, no matter what "it" says or who sent you. In fact, if it SAYS anything, trust it even less!
#20 - Don't be the trampy girl. She always gets it first
#21 - Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (God help you if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine or Massachusetts.
#22 - Puppets! Puppets! NO PUPPETS! ... Noooooooooooooo! THEY ARE WORSE THAN CLOWNS!!!!
Mille Gracie to Tabitha, Herndon, Dagmar, Blythe, kram, Rick, Stranger, Blythe, Gyro and everyone else for this mass of
IMPORTANT SAFETY TIPS! ... Did everyone remember to lock all the doors and windows last night?
